"NKato" (NKato)
06/02/2020 at 19:55 • Filed to: 2020 shitshow
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"NKato" (NKato)
06/02/2020 at 19:55 • Filed to: 2020 shitshow | 1
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Alright, y’all. I’m gonna start a betting pool. Gonna put in $20. You just have to commit to the pot by posting here
, but actual collection of bets and disbursement will take place in December/January (via PayPal, most likely).
The rule is this: You get three events. They must take place in July onwards. If your guess happens in June, it’s a consolation prize of being right. Place your bets in the comments.
This can be any event. Anyone that gets a verified correct guess will be entitled to the pot split equal ways with anyone else that meets the winning condition.
This is purely for fun, so come up with some of the most wildest and outlandish possibilities if you want.
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NKato
> NKato
06/02/2020 at 20:01 |
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My bet is as follows:
1. Congress finally kicks Trump out of office.
2. The West Coast threatens to secede from the Union.
3. Timmy Hill wins a NASCAR Cup race.
fintail
> NKato
06/02/2020 at 20:16 |
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As if Congress has the stones. Fun thought though (or did I misread this?).
Oh, you’ll like this:
I predict more riots, more injustice, more cowardly right-wingers (and those who claim not to like this regime but whine and moan anytime it is criticized, also cowards).
What do I win?
gettingoldercarguy
> NKato
06/02/2020 at 20:16 |
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I’m in
1. Amazon goes bankrupt.
2. China allows Hong Kong to become its own country.
3. Immoral Minority votes for Biden.
For Sweden
> NKato
06/02/2020 at 20:17 |
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Make sure you include the following information:
Paypal address
Mother’s Maiden Name
Make and Model of your first car
Nick Has an Exocet
> NKato
06/02/2020 at 20:17 |
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1. Doubtful.
2. Unlikely.
3. I don’t know what a Timmy Hill is.
- Pelosi loses her spot as Speaker of the House
- MLB players decide not to play this year over contract disputes like a bunch of petty bitches
- An 6.7 or larger earthquake hits CA.
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For Sweden
> gettingoldercarguy
06/02/2020 at 20:18 |
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Change #2 to China sends tanks into Hong Kong.
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gettingoldercarguy
> For Sweden
06/02/2020 at 20:25 |
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Not crazy enough
DipodomysDeserti
> Nick Has an Exocet
06/02/2020 at 20:28 |
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I know people who have gone through the minor league system and made it to the majors. Holding out for a wage they deem fair does not make them petty bitches. They’re negotiating with fucking billionaires.
functionoverfashion
> NKato
06/02/2020 at 20:30 |
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This is good, because a few months ago,
- no professional sports will be played at all
- all large gatherings will be banned
- people will loot boutique shops in SoHo while driving a Cullinan
- tear gas will be deployed to clear a path for a Trump photo shoot at a church
- we’ll all be hoarding toilet paper
You’d get laughed out of the room.
I mean, I know, this is probably why you’re doing it. But like, where do we go from here? Seems like nothing is off the table other than Trump being held accountable for anything.
DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
> NKato
06/02/2020 at 22:43 |
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Ok I’m going out there, the public is made aware of contact with aliens.
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DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
> DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
06/02/2020 at 22:45 |
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Oh, and Trump wins again in November.
dumpsterfire!
> DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
06/02/2020 at 22:49 |
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I just threw up a little in my mouth at the real possibility of this
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> NKato
06/03/2020 at 00:06 |
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I’d love to play but, as a non-American, it doesn’t seem right to wish more ills upon the country (even in jest) when, from an outsiders perspective, it’s already pretty ill to begin with...
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NKato
> SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
06/03/2020 at 01:50 |
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You can put positive predictions in, too! I encourage it, in fact.
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NKato
> For Sweden
06/03/2020 at 01:51 |
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lol...